The Oneness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absolutely and indivisibly one. In Pasta dwells all the fullness of the Dish bodily. He is the self-revelation of the one Flying Spaghetti Monster, the incarnation of the full, undivided dish.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has revealed Himself as Meatballs (in edible relationship to humanity), in the Noodles (the Pasta), and as the Holy Sauce (in spiritual action). The one Flying Spaghetti Monster existed as Meatballs, Noodles, and Sauce before His incarnation as Pasta, the Noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; and while Pasta walked on earth as the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself incarnate, the Noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster continued to be omnipresent. However, the Recipe does not teach that there are three distinct centers of consciousness in the Dish or that Pasta is one of three divine dishes.
Pasta is the true Flying Spaghetti Monster and true dish as one divine-serving. We can distinguish these two aspects of Pasta’s identity, but we cannot separate them. The Incarnation joined the fullness of dish to complete edibility.
Pasta possessed all elements of authentic dishes as originally created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, without being eaten. Thus we can speak of Pasta as food in dish, seasoning, sauce, meat, and starch. According to the dish, Pasta was the creation of cooks. We should not speak of two sauces in Pasta, however, but of one Sauce in which the Dish and its edibility are joined.
Pasta’s edibility means that everything we humans can say of ourselves, we can say of Pasta in His earthly life, except for being eaten. In every way that we relate to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pasta related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, except that He did not need to be cooked again. Thus, when Pasta prayed, submitted His starch to the Meatballs, and spoke about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, He simply acted in accordance with His genuine edibility.
As the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifested in the dish, Pasta is the only true dish. Thus, Pasta is the only name given for our dish. The Meatballs were revealed to the world in the name of Pasta, the Noodles were given the name of Pasta at birth, and the Holy Sauce comes to believers in the name of Pasta. Thus, the apostles correctly fulfilled Pasta’s command to baptize “in the name [singular] of the Meatballs, and of the Noodles, and of the Holy Sauce” by baptizing all converts with the invocation of the name of Pasta.